ayyy how did you survive the holiday season. you got a New Years resolution?
Nope.
It’s like a mirror!
lovethissong.
Messes of Men (mewithoutYou)
Australia Potter: Awkward words?
This is a result of watching soccer reviews with a man saying the word “penetrate” one too many times.
penetrate (obviously)
intercourse
feces
urine
bosoms
urinary tract
Uranus (is there anyone on this planet who didn’t laugh when they heard/said this in elementary school or even high school?)
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fondle
wenus
tremble
grope
breasts
testicle
(via hey-soulsister, rainydaywomen)
Everyone needs to shut up about Harry Potter already
Just shut the fuck up, it’s not even that big of a deal.
You cannot fathom the amount of hatred I hoard for insolent, imbecilic beings such as yourself.
amen.
Hey Harry what have you accomplished in your life?
kreacherxluver:definitelynotadam-:pathie-:latenightadultery:justtess:i-open-at-the-close:agentmichaelscarn:-katiekay:oitheresawargoingonhere:dexterbydesign:
Oh you know just beat Voldermort when I was 11. Then his memory when I was 12. Saved my godfather when I was 13. Competed in a Triwizard Cup when I was 14 then watched my sort of friend die and witnessed the rebirth of the Dark Lord but made it out alive. Oh when I was 15 I fought Voldermort again and found out that I have a destiny and that I had to kill Voldermort if the Wizarding World were to find peace. When I was 16, I had to deal with that info and school and find Horcruxs in order to kill Voldermort and had to watch my mentor die at the hands of my enemy. 17 was a rough year too. I couldn’t return to school, Voldermort took over the Wizarding World, I chased down Horcruxs with my best friends, almost lost one, found the place where my parents died protecting me, then I broke into a bank, stole a dragon, flew to Hogwarts and lead my friends into battle against the forces of evil, losing some of them at the hands of evil wizards, then sacrificed myself so the war could end and give my friends a chance. Turns out I managed to kill the part of Voldermort in me then killed him and saved the entire world. And that was all in just a span of 7 years.
Hey Edward Cullen, you’ve been around forever. What the fuck have you done besides whine and bitch and moan?
this adorableness is sleeping on my shoulder right now.
