October 2011
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ayyy how did you survive the holiday season. you...
Nope.
Ask me anything
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June 2010
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Australia Potter: Awkward words? →
This is a result of watching soccer reviews with a man saying the word “penetrate” one too many times. penetrate (obviously) intercourse feces urine bosoms urinary tract Uranus (is there anyone on this planet who didn’t laugh when they heard/said this in elementary school or even high school?) …
fondle
wenus
tremble
grope
breasts
testicle
Everyone needs to shut up about Harry Potter...
yerawizardharry:
-allebas:
Just shut the fuck up, it’s not even that big of a deal.
You cannot fathom the amount of hatred I hoard for insolent, imbecilic beings such as yourself.
amen.
Hey Harry what have you accomplished in your life?
kreacherxluver:definitelynotadam-:pathie-:latenightadultery:justtess:i-open-at-the-close:agentmichaelscarn:-katiekay:oitheresawargoingonhere:dexterbydesign:
Oh you know just beat Voldermort when I was 11. Then his memory when I was 12. Saved my godfather when I was 13. Competed in a Triwizard Cup when I was 14 then watched my sort of friend die and witnessed the rebirth of the...
“fuck you, Voldemort, I am the motherfucking Chosen One and you are my bitch”
– by idoloveknittingpatterns
that "I realised Bellatrix was throwing a knife at...
idoloveknittingpatterns:
Not sure how I will feel about Helena Bonham Carter afterwards. My heart might never recover.
creyingbuckets will happen.
I like Harry Potter, don't get me wrong.
idoloveknittingpatterns:
zoobaby:
wtfmelissa93:
toachairweseeyourbreathintheair:
muhlissah:
welcometodiagonalley:
accioronaldweasley:
wizardwheeze:
sailor-gumpus:
losinghopeisfreedom:
But it didn’t change my life or anything and I’m not particularly sad about it ending.
Not to mention, I was never able to really connect to any of the characters.
WUT
...
p.s.
that’s my new kitten, Petrie. He is 8 weeks old.
Say hullo?
Lion Meat Burgers?
Wow, Arizona. You just really wanna piss people off, huh?
today:
-take Christian to school.
-pack pack pack
-Oliver gets his braces on.
-pick Christian up from school.
-pack pack pack
-get off work at 5.
-move into my NEW PLACE!
Stuff White People Like
Picking their own fruit
Camping
Where The Wild Things Are
Hating people who wear Ed Hardy
Ironic Tattoos
Religions their parents don’t belong to
Hummus
The Onion
Having gay friends
Shorts
The idea of soccer
Recycling
Juno
Lawyers
Being offended
Bottled water
Co Ed sports
Bob Marley
Being indie
Netflix
Having two last names
Ikea
Multilingual children
Sushi
Barack...
I took a shower.
I still smell like camp fire.
Just got back from San Francisco.
mewithoutYou was amazing. As was Rubik, so I’ll have to check them out online. Tonight was the first night I’ve ever bought merchandise at a show, but I couldn’t pass up the awesome mewithoutYou shirts they had for sale. So I officially own a shirt with a two headed llama on the front, surrounded by the words “mewithoutYou” made up entirely of animals.
epic...
envy is completely different from jealousy.
LOL I LOVE HABIT FORMING BEHAVIORS
not.
